bigrnac:

“everyone has their off days” I tell myself 15 days in a row

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deathpup:

shrexything:

babyferaligator:

oomshi:

is masturbating while smoking weed called masturblazing 

no its called highjacking

guys no it’s weedwhacking

no its called dissapointing ur mother

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kookie667:

Let’s play a game called “I’m totally joking, but would do that in a heartbeat if you were into it”

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ijusttrolledyouwithbazinga:

powerist:

If you don’t love yourself, you’ll always be chasing people who don’t love you.

Shit

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