times-like-these7:

sorelatable:

If your name is on one of these I just wanna let you know your parents are basic bitches with no creativity

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Sounds like someone’s sad they couldn’t find their name on a coke bottle

(via pizza)

Anonymous asked:
Once I sent this guy a nude of my in the shower and he told me to move out of the picture because he thought the tiles in my shower were pretty...

virginity:

ouch

unpopuler:

food will never break my heart

(via pizza)

johnjewbert:

if you dont like me please dont pretend to like me ever

(via orgasm)

bgcfan4ever:

Mom: wow, why is your room this messy??

Me:

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(via pizza)